We just followed clues left by a mysterious reptilian kangaroo and started a rock band and rode a giant Ferris wheel and saw a dalek and road trains and monorails and stared down a cuttlefish and rode down tons of huge water slides and scrambled over lily pads and played mini golf and cried a tiny bit and felt sick after eating ice cream and watched a strange show with animatronic woodland creatures. Also, we met these two people in wolf costumes. It was pretty fun. (at Great Wolf Lodge          Grand Mound, WA)

We just followed clues left by a mysterious reptilian kangaroo and started a rock band and rode a giant Ferris wheel and saw a dalek and road trains and monorails and stared down a cuttlefish and rode down tons of huge water slides and scrambled over lily pads and played mini golf and cried a tiny bit and felt sick after eating ice cream and watched a strange show with animatronic woodland creatures. Also, we met these two people in wolf costumes. It was pretty fun. (at Great Wolf Lodge Grand Mound, WA)

Remember that time I got you all to sign this giant letter to @carrie_rachel and @sordociego and the rest of the Portlandia people and then I delivered it to @grilled_onions? Yeah, me too. Now I’m waiting to hear back from them so we can sneak @pedaltalkshow on there!

Remember that time I got you all to sign this giant letter to @carrie_rachel and @sordociego and the rest of the Portlandia people and then I delivered it to @grilled_onions? Yeah, me too. Now I’m waiting to hear back from them so we can sneak @pedaltalkshow on there!